HIRE A HOT GIRL CFO 🍒
Do you have a burning desire to have me on your hot girl team for keeps, as your official back-office baddie?
READ THIS SECTION CAREFULLY ⚡
READ THIS SECTION CAREFULLY ⚡
When you bring a hot girl CFO onto your team, you’re bringing in a partner who gets your vision, your passion, & your drive for success. They help you understand where every dollar is going & how to make those dollars work for you.
Financial clarity is sexy.
Owning your business with confidence, making informed decisions, & driving growth. 🤤
Having a hot girl CFO means you’ve got someone who not only understands your business but also shares your ambition to take it to the next level.
They’re the secret weapon that turns your financial chaos into financial freedom.
Odds are, you enjoy making money way more than you like tracking it or translating.
You know what your zone of genius is in your business & it ain’t bookkeeping, that’s for damn sure.
It is my PLEASURE to take this task off of your plate (your plate is already filled with yummy charcuterie, I just know it).
Imagine freeing up your time to do what you love most, while I (& my team of back-office baddies) handle the numbers with finesse.
OK, I GET IT, WHAT’S NEXT??
All you need to do is click the button below, show up to the Financial Info Session that you schedule, & answer my questions to the best of your knowledge & I will take care of the rest.
You can let that breath out that you’ve been holding in. 😉
I am fortunate enough to collaborate with an incredible finance team & we have built out the back-office to fit your business’s needs exactly.
Your budget, your desired level of support, & the personality of the biz & its CEO will determine the team that I assign to you. Your star-studded team will include a CFO, a CPA, & a Bookkeeper. Even if you don’t have the desire or the budget for dedicated CFO support, all of your financials will be reviewed by a CFO to ensure accuracy & bad-assery.
Fractional CFO support begins at $3k/mo. & increases from there based on needs, access, & complexity.
So, slide your cutie little cursor down to the button below & get on my calendar!
ARE YOU THE HOT GIRL CEO THAT:
DESIRES CLARITY INTO YOUR FINANCIALS TO MAKE INFORMED BUSINESS DECISIONS?
NEEDS EXPERT GUIDANCE TO CREATE A FINANCIAL STRATEGY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR LONG-TERM GOALS?
WANTS TO INCREASE PROFITABILITY WITHOUT SACRIFICING THE QUALITY OF YOUR LIFE & THE QUALITY OF YOUR PRODUCTS & SERVICES?
WANTS TO OPTIMIZE EXPENSES & IDENTIFY AREAS WHERE YOUR ONLINE BUSINESS CAN SAVE MONEY?
IS HEADING FOR, OR HAS CROSSED, 7 FIGURES & YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR FINANCES ARE PREPARED FOR SCALING WITHOUT RUNNING INTO CASH FLOW ISSUES?
DESIRES TO WIELD & MANAGE BUSINESS DEBT EFFECTIVELY?
DEEPLY DESIRES A PLEASURABLE & PLAYFUL, INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR MONEY, FINANCES, & THEIR BIZ?
IS READY TO HIRE SOMEONE WHO GETS THEIR ONLINE BUSINESS, IS VERY DECIDEDLY NOT CRUSTY, OLD, OR BORING?
KNOWING YOUR NUMBERS IS GROWN WOMAN, CEO BEHAVIOR
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KNOWING YOUR NUMBERS IS GROWN WOMAN, CEO BEHAVIOR 💋
Your books will be balanced, your cash flow smooth, & your financial future as sexy as you are.
Your biz finances shouldn't be foggy or a source of stress. With my Fractional CFO & Bookkeeping services, you'll get personalized, intimate support that feels more like a intimate partnership than a mundane task.
We’ll get up close & personal with your finances, ensuring every detail is covered, every transaction is accounted for, & every opportunity for growth is seized.
Fractional CFO support begins at $6k/mo. & increases from there based on needs, access, & complexity.
Keep scrolling to see which offer is perfect for you ↓
I worked with Meaghan to clean up my 2023 bookkeeping so I could file taxes & have a clean slate for my books moving forward.
My biggest takeaways were having perfectly categorized transactions, reports, & all the things I needed to feel confident closing the books on 2023, & clear & empowered moving into the rest of 2024.
Meaghan also made some great recommendations for tools & practices to put in place so that future bookkeeping projects, tax maintenance, etc. are way less...taxing lol
Audrey Whelan, Cadence Consulting Co.
BOOKKEEPING
CATCH-UP
PACKAGES
Has your bookkeeping been a little… neglected? Maybe last year was a whirlwind of business growth, personal adventures, & unforgettable moments, leaving your financial records a bit tangled. No worries, babe – I’ve got just the thing to get your money life back in order.
The Previous Year Clean-Up Bookkeeping Package is your ticket to a fresh, organized start. Think of it as a detox for your finances, clearing out the clutter & bringing in the clarity you crave. We’ll go through every transaction, reconcile every account, & make sure your financial foundation is solid and sexy.
You’ll get a comprehensive review of your financials, identifying any missed opportunities & ensuring compliance with all the mundane-but-actually-magic stuff, like tax regulations. By the time we’re done, you’ll have a crystal-clear picture of where your money’s been & where it’s going & the reports to confidently file your taxes*.
This is 12 months of catch-up bookkeeping. We will start with the last year you filed taxes & organize each year from there. Example: You last filed taxes in 2021 - your first catch-up year will be 2022, then 2023.
$3,000 flat rate for most cases
*this service does NOT include tax preparation
Clicking the link below will take you to a calendar where you can choose an appointment time that is best for you.
It’s time to treat your money to the ultimate indulgence – a Bookkeeping Spa Day! Just like you deserve a day of pampering & luxury, so do your finances. Let’s turn a whole quarter of bookkeeping into a blissful experience that leaves you feeling rejuvenated & ready to conquer the world.
Dedicate an entire VIP day to seducing your financial records, untangling any mess, & bringing your books back to a state of pure, organized bliss.
By the end of the day, you’ll feel a sense of relief, clarity, and excitement about your financial future. Plus, you’ll have the confidence that comes from knowing your books are in perfect order.
This is a VIP Day dedicated to organizing ONE QUARTER (3 months) of financials for the current year. We will have a pre-Spa-Day prep session to gather info & documents, etc. (ideally this will be no longer than a week before our spa day). The day of the Spa Day there will be a morning & an afternoon session & you will have 10 days of follow-up support following the Spa Day. Each fiscal quarter will require its own Spa Day.
$1,500 for US based service providers only
Clicking the link below will take you to a checkout page to purchase a Bookkeeping Spa Day. After purchase, you will be able to schedule the prep session & the two day-of sessions on the same day! One in the AM & one in the PM.
